Reel-View Ratings: The Bigger The Beard, The Better The Movie

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A Mexican teenager winds up kidnapping a U.S. border official (Tim Roth) after a gun run goes wrong, and he flees for home with his unexpected hostage, straight into a world of drug cartels and violence. It’s an exciting premise that is decidedly unex-citing in this film, which focuses mostly on the tenuous bond the two men develop as they drive through endless deserts. A few explosive scenes (including a smartly shot opening as the two gun smugglers procure their weaponry) cut into the slow-burn inaction, but it’s too little, too late by the time things spring to life in the final act.

Plays at 11:45 a.m., 3:15 and 6:45 p.m. July 18 at the Movie Museum

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THE INFILTRATOR

Based on the true story of Robert Mazur, a U.S. Customs agent who poses as a money launderer to get close to drug kingpin Pablo Escobar’s network of Colombian cocaine, this film is … fairly conventional, as far as undercover ops flicks go. Watch the web of conspiracy grow, and watch it come apart in time for a triumphant (albeit pyrrhic) denouement. There are holes in the plot, as expected, but on the whole it manages to make a lot of exposition dynamic. Where this movie does stand out, however, is in its on-point casting, as Bryan Cranston shines in this Breaking Bad-esque role of duality and deception. Diane Kruger and John Leguizamo assist him as fellow agents. Opens July 13 at Kahala Theatre

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MY LOVE, DON’T CROSS THAT RIVER

This snapshot of a golden love story focuses not on the blush of young love or contented partnership, but on the end of a 76-year marriage. Jo Byeong-man and Kang Gyeyeol are inseparable and happy, until the 98-year-old Byeong-man sickens and dies, leaving his wife behind to grieve. It would be simply a sad story if that were all it was — but My Love is a documentary, about a real couple who rose to fame via Korean reality TV and allowed cameras to document Byeong-man’s last months. It whiffs of exploitation, but the unaffected poignancy of the graying lovebirds is hard to resist.

Opens July 15 at Kahala Theatre