ZODIAC LOVE STYLES: AN ASTROLOGICAL GUIDE TO BETTER RELATIONSHIPS
CANCER (JUNE 22 – JULY 23)
Your party calendar is full-to-overflowing now. Get together with a happy group and plan a series of raucous events designed to attract the A-through-Z list of party goers. And then what, Cancer?
LEO (JULY 24 – AUGUST 23)
Leos can put more energy into improving their surroundings this week. But know what you are looking for in any home improvement idea. Anything you do will have a way of transforming your place, and your attitude toward it.
VIRGO (AUGUST 24 – SEPTEMBER 23)
Charm and diplomacy rule now. However, don’t let anyone, anything or any thought tempt you into reckless, self-destructive behavior or trash talk. Moderation, dear Virgo, is everything in this life. Moderation in everything except lust, that is…
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24 – OCTOBER 23)
Libras are well-endowed and flush now. Try to save as much as possible in your accounts and invest wisely. The temptation will be to funnel funds into a variety of personal projects. Just how many personal assistants do you really need to hire anyway?
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24 – NOVEMBER 22)
Scorpios can make a strong first impression this week. Harness the power and prepare to meet, greet and sweep folks off their feet. At the same time, you are encouraged to aim higher and find influential movers and shakers. Shake them up.
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23 – DECEMBER 22)
Your intuition ramps up into overdrive now. Try to divine your professional path as the cosmos give you the confidence to pursue your lifelong dreams. Great transforming changes are possible now, Sagittarius. Even while you are napping.
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23 – JANUARY 20)
Capricorns could find a lover or a new flirtation among their usual gang of pals this week. Is this what you really want, though? Try to explore more exotic local locales that will help to expand your social circle. You never know.
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21 – FEBRUARY 19)
Dreams of corporate glory abound for Aquarians now. Do you have what it takes to ascend to the corner office? Yes. And you can also cut through all the political nonsense to get the job done. After that, concentrate on corner orifices instead.
PISCES (FEBRUARY 20 – MARCH 20)
Pisces can be lured far afield with ideas of adventure and conquest. If you find yourself dreamily lusting for a bit of action, get up and go, go, go. And remember that two can travel as cheaply as one, especially if they share a toothbrush.
ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 20)
Are you dreaming of a tasting menu of love and lust this week, Aries? Eat, drink and be very merry as you are slowly tempted to get serious about a certain someone. When that happens, prepare your home for added company. It happens so fast!
TAURUS (APRIL 21 – MAY 21)
Taureans must balance personal needs with those of partners. But wishing won’t make it so, so communicate your opinions and needs clearly and see where it all leads. Romance is in the air. Do I smell roasted bull?
GEMINI (MAY 22 – JUNE 21)
If you feel that you are getting the run-around at work, chalk it up to events beyond your control. Geminis find refuge at home where they safely plot their next move. Why not call in sick? You’ll feel better soon, especially if you request a house call…
CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY: PRIYANKA CHOPRA, JULY 18
CELEB TWEET: Feels like xmas morning.. But it’s birthday night. Thank you all for the thoughtful presents…
METROHNL: Did you really accept gifts from your Twitter followers? That hardly seems safe.